Overheard Conversations...

"What do Manila and a drawerful of Tupperware have in common?"
"I have no idea."
"You can always find bottoms, but never tops!"

"Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are gone and the rest are handicapped."

"Damn, your ass is tight!"
"That's because I'm not wearing underwear."
"Huh?"

"Is that real Tiffany (while holding someone's very identifiable Tiffany pendant)?"
"No. I got it from Chinatown. BITCH!"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

"Man...I feel like a woman."
"Honey, you're a transgender, remember?"
"Oh yeah, huh? Sorry. I forgot."

Happy birthday to a great friend, Don!!! See you in New York on November!!!